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[Jake] <i>Mom, what do you want
for Mother's Day?</i>

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Oh, honey, you don't
have to get me anything.

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But I love you, and I want to get you
something really nice.

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[laughs] Honey, that is so sweet.

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe some flowers?

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Great.

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Where's your wallet?

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It's up in my bedroom.

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Jake, nothin' too nice. I'm broke.

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Put my name on the card!

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Hmm, well, what is this?

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Why, it's a letter addressed to
Van and Cheyenne Montgomery

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from our bank.

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Really? What does your piggy say?

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Ah, same thing he always says,
"Shut up, Kyra."

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Oh, my gosh. Ah! This is so exciting.

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We got our first interest payment
on our savings account.

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- Look, Mom. A dollar and 23 cents.
- Ooh.

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Whoa. I wouldn't have made fun of you
if I'd known you were rich.

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Opening this savings account
was the smartest thing Van and I ever did.

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Yeah, you-- Okay.

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- That was very responsible, Cheyenne.
- It was wicked responsible.

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And next month, we are gonna get
another payment of $1.23.

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And the next month, and the next month,
and the next thing you know--

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- Old Jed's a millionaire.
- [laughing]

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- Well, I better get goin'.
- What are you up to?

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I'm having dinner
with Scott and his parents.

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It gives them a chance to stare
awkwardly at me and not talk.

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- Hey, Reba.
- Hey.

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Barbra Jean has some great news for you.

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- I told her not to. She wouldn't listen.
- What are you talkin' about?

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Well, do you remember the other night
when you said your love life was horrible?

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- I never said my love life was horrible.
- Well, believe me, it is.

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Anyhoo, once again,
I have come to your rescue.

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Oh, no. Please tell me
she's not comin' to my rescue.

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She did. She set you up.

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[sighs] Oh, Lordy, no.

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Oh, Lordy, yes!

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It's the man of your dreams,

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the future Mr. Reba.

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I told her this was a big mistake.

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- [giggles]
- Hello.

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[B.J. squeals]

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Not that big.

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[theme song playing]

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[Reba] <i>Hey-hey!</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With gentle hands ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

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Reba, Terry. Terry, Reba.

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Terry goes to our church.
Reba pretty much stays here.

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{\an8}Yeah, well, church is tomorrow.
Tonight, you and I

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{\an8}are gonna worship at the church of boogie.

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{\an8}[laughs]

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{\an8}You can't stop him.
He's like a windup toy.

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{\an8}So we gonna just all stand around,
or are we gonna...

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<i>♪ Get down, get down ♪</i>

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[B.J.] Oh, look at that.

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- Is there a third option?
- [laughs]

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Well, since we dropped him off,
why don't we leave these two kids alone?

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{\an8}- Whoa-ho-ho, no.
-"Whoa-ho-ho, no," is right.

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{\an8}It's not only the perfect date.
It's a double date.

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{\an8}[chuckles]

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{\an8}Barbra Jean, can I see you
in the kitchen for just a minute?

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{\an8}[B.J.] Oh!

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{\an8}- Your ex-wife is hot.
- [chuckles]

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{\an8}You should see her from up here.

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{\an8}So that's my perfect date?
I'd like to see the guys you eliminated.

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{\an8}Look, I know that Terry
has his shortcomings...

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{\an8}Not on purpose. Swear.

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{\an8}But you two have a lot in common.
You're both divorced.

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Yeah, I was wonderin' where the other
divorced person in the world was.

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You're also both smart
and funny and sweet.

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He reminds me of you...

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in a small man's body.

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I don't wanna date me.
I'm with me all the time.

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My bad.

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So it'll just be the one date,
and then we'll just play it by ear.

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No. No dates. No ears. No nothin'.

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Reba, we can't just kick him out.

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He's in a very vulnerable place right now.

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I think his divorce was very painful.

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We know what that's like.

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And the pain just keeps on comin'.

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Fine. I'll give him one hour.
But these eight minutes count against it.

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Sometimes, when I'm really bored,

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I go into the big and tall store
just to mess with their heads.

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Sometimes, when I'm really bored.

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Kinda like now.

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- All right. Elizabeth is asleep.
- Hey, Cheyenne.

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- Hey.
- Wait. You know her?

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Yeah. Uh, Van was teaching him
how to play football.

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[laughs sarcastically]
Well, how'd that go for ya?

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Good, good, except he thought I was gay.

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Get out.

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Yeah. But it was all
a big misunderstanding.

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And then I thought he was
tryin' to hit on me,

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so I called him "Mary,"
and blah, blah, blah.

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I'm sure you know the drill.

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Sure, it's nothing
you hadn't experienced before...

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Betty.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Oh, come on. Handsome guys like us
are labeled all the time.

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[scoffs]

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- You got that right, buddy.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Hey, I got a surprise.
- Oh, me, too.

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- Hi!
- [shrieks]

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- Terry!
- Did you miss me, Mary?

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I'm not gay.

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Okay, honey. We know.
We know. We're just kidding.

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- I know.
- Ooh, fun.

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- What's the big surprise all about?
- Oh, it's outside.

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- It's fabulous. Ge--
- Oh.

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I mean, it's really cool.

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Okay, keep your eyes closed.

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- We're almost there.
- Okay.

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- Do me. You do me.
- Hey!

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What's the surprise?

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Ta-da!

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- What's this?
- This is our new car.

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Well, it's an old car,
but it's our new old car.

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- Please tell me you stole this.
- No, no. I bought it.

128
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Cheyenne, we've always dreamed of owning
a sports car. You know what that means?

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We can stop dreamin'.

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Van, you bought it? But we just started
putting money in our savings account.

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Right. And what are we savin' for?
To buy stuff we want.

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Just think of this as us skippin' a step.

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Wow. A '66 'Stang.

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- '65.
- [chuckles]

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I think I know a little bit about cars,

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and this, my friend, is a 1966.

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It has a 289, not a 260.

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The grille is honeycombed,
not multi-barred,

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and I'll bet, if you pop that hood,

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you're gonna find an alternator,

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not a direct-current generator.

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[honks horn]

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Horn works.

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So, all by yourself,
you decided to just buy a car.

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Oh, it was magic, Cheyenne.

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I was on the bus comin' back
from practice,

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and I looked out the window,
and I saw this car.

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It said,
"You don't belong on a bus, cowboy."

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I looked around.
There was no cowboy on the bus.

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It was talkin' to me!

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Really? And while you were
having this conversation

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with your new little friend,
did... did he bother asking you

153
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how you can make a decision like this
without talking to your wife first?

154
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I mean, Van, how could you spend
all of this money

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without asking me if it was okay?

156
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Well, Cheyenne, I don't need
to ask your permission.

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[scoffs]

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I'm gonna miss you, Mary.

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Cheyenne, I'm sorry I bought the car.
I feel horrible...

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till I get behind the wheel
and hit the gas. [squeals]

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He bought a car?

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Yeah, a Mustang from 1960...

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ish.

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Boy, I'm glad y'all are back.

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For a while there,
I thought I was on a date with Betty.

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[laughs]

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Mm, he just calls me that
'cause he thinks I'm handsome.

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Oh.

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Well, you can't actually call this a date,

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because we're not goin' out.

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Yeah. Right.

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But as long as you're here,

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I guess we can spend
the next 52 minutes together.

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He shoots. He scores.

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He dreams.

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So, Terry, tell me a little bit
about yourself.

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Well, what can I say, darlin'?
I'm a tomcat on the prowl.

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[laughs, hisses]

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Really? And that pays well?

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See, this is what I was hopin' for.

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You could run a waffle iron
on the electricity in this room.

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[B.J. chuckles]

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Boy, maybe should go tell the kids
they're about to get a new stepdaddy.

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00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,145
Honey, shh. Let Reba and Terry talk.

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Well, I'm not all talk. Huh.

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Oh, I could use a waffle iron
about right now.

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I've been workin' in a dental office
for the last year.

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Really? That is just fascinatin'.

189
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Well, it's really
not all that fascinating. [chuckles]

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Well, it is the way you tell it.

191
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Here, let me get you a coaster.

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There ya go.

193
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You do realize that these are my legs
and those are your legs.

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Yeah, but my legs don't turn me on.

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[yelps] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

196
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Ah, yeah. Whoo-hoo. This has been fun.

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My gosh, that hour has just
gone by just like that.

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- What are you doin', Reba?
- [sighs] I can't do this.

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I'm sorry, Terry, but I'm not interested
in you romantically.

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I'm just not. I'm sorry.

201
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,023
Oh, this is so awkward.

202
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It's all my fault.

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- I came on too strong.
- No, no.

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- Yes, yes.
- Bye-bye.

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I'm... I'm so ashamed.

206
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Thi... This isn't me.

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- It's not?
- No.

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My wife dumped me
for a guy that acts like this.

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- I thought that's what women want.
- Oh.

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I've been actin' like a pig, Reba.
I... I apologize.

211
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Oh, that's okay.
Sorry to hear about your wife.

212
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Oh, I got dumped
for some big, blond goofball.

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00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,140
Hey, me, too.

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00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,060
Really?

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00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,147
Oh-ho, man, the stories I could tell you.

216
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We've already heard those stories, Reba.

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No, no, no. I wanna...
I wanna hear how you got through this.

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Hey, uh, what's the worst thing
your ex ever did?

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Would you settle for the top three?

220
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Well, I think we've made Reba
uncomfortable enough for one night.

221
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We should go.

222
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,664
What, and wreck our fun? Park it.

223
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Yeah. It's the least you could do
for leavin' this peach of a woman.

224
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[laughs] Do you hear that, Brock?

225
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Terry here thinks I'm a peach.

226
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You know, I prefer to focus
on the positive.

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You get the bed all to yourself,
you don't have to share a closet,

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and the best part of it is,
they just ain't there.

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[both laughing]

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Gosh, you make it sound
so good. [chuckles]

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I can't wait till I get divorced.
[chuckles]

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- Barbra Jean--
- I'm just tryin' to fit in.

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- Don't wreck this for me.
- Oh, my God.

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Do you know that when my ex-wife left me,

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she said she wanted to go find herself.

236
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,793
I didn't have the heart to tell her
she ain't worth lookin' for.

237
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,253
[B.J. laughs]

238
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,633
Oh, boy! It feels good to let loose.

239
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,177
- [laughs]
- I Jazzercise. [laughs]

240
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,596
Can you believe they ran off to Spain?

241
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,806
Their note said
they were never comin' back.

242
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,227
You know, I bet you guys
would love Europe.

243
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,020
[Terry laughing]

244
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,688
Oh, uh, speaking of Europe,

245
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,942
Brock recently quit his dental practice
to pursue other interests.

246
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,069
- What--
- Yeah, why don't we talk about that?

247
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,403
What are you gonna do?

248
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,698
Uh, play golf... pro golf.

249
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,701
Mm. Yeah. I was talkin'
to a young man down the street.

250
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,161
He was doin' a similar thing.

251
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,412
Oh, yeah? How's that?

252
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,665
Well, he wanted to be a baseball player,

253
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,084
but now he wants to be a spaceman.

254
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,669
[both laugh]

255
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,049
- [laughing loudly]
- [Brock] Mm.

256
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,718
- Who wants scotch?
- Yes.

257
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:10,015
He probably drinks to get rid of
the guilt of leavin' you for this one.

258
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,354
[cackling]

259
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,358
[inhales] Ya little hobbit. [laughs]

260
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,403
You know,

261
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:28,033
I think if I hit him really hard
on top of his head once,

262
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,911
I could drive him all the way
into the ground.

263
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,918
- What's up?
- Ah, nothin'.

264
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,129
I just eat whenever
Cheyenne gets mad at me.

265
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,798
Whoa, pal. That's a bad habit to get into.

266
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,343
[quietly] Yeah.

267
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,512
I just don't see what the big deal is.

268
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,808
It's a cool car. I got a great deal.
I even had a mechanic check it out.

269
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,603
I did everything right
except check with her first.

270
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,271
You did nothing right.

271
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,565
I was buyin' a belt the other day?

272
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,942
I called Barbra Jean and Reba.

273
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,070
Well, I make the money.

274
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,073
I shouldn't have to check with my wife
every time I wanna spend it.

275
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,533
I mean, it just doesn't seem fair.

276
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,202
Look, Van, brace yourself,

277
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,997
but once you're married,
it's not just your money.

278
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,999
But the check was made out to me.

279
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,087
Yeah, and when Cheyenne becomes a dentist,
the check will be made out to her,

280
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,006
but the money will belong to both of you.

281
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,966
And she'll check with me
before she spends it?

282
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,134
No.

283
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,223
I hate this. We... We never used
to fight about money.

284
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,017
Well, that's because you never had any.

285
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,393
And now that you do,

286
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,687
you gotta figure out some system
to deal with it.

287
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,523
- System? Really? What's yours?
- I... hide the checkbook.

288
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,611
So do you think I should
get rid of the car?

289
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,738
Well, if it were me, I'd...

290
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,616
I'd offer to sell it and then pretend
that nobody wanted to buy it.

291
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,620
Ah, Ah, Ah. But...
that's probably why I ended up divorced.

292
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,583
[door closes]

293
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,127
Well, I see it is still
out in the driveway.

294
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,297
Look, Cheyenne, honey, I don't... I don't...

295
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,216
I don't wanna fight about...

296
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,551
who was right and you were wrong.

297
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,680
Um, now that we have money,

298
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,058
we need to figure out
some sort of system to deal with it.

299
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,520
Okay, how about this? Since I'm the one
that buys everything for the family,

300
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,063
I should be in charge of the money.

301
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,649
Well, you're not in charge
of buying everything.

302
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,900
Okay, Van.

303
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,568
What size shoe does Elizabeth wear?

304
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,486
[scoffs]

305
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:28,904
It's, like...

306
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:30,990
small.

307
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,409
- Ha!
- You know what? That's not fair.

308
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,452
- What size shoe do I wear?
- Twelve.

309
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,287
Well, yeah. You're right.
But they're snug.

310
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,749
Look, Cheyenne, I don't want
to have to come to you

311
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,167
every time I want to spend money.

312
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,004
I'm an impulse buyer.
I won't get to buy anything.

313
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,340
Fine. Okay, how about this?

314
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:52,678
Each of us can spend up to $100
without asking the other person.

315
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,596
Anything over that, we have to agree upon.

316
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,224
- Good.
- Okay.

317
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,476
My car will count as the first 17 times.

318
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,771
- Van.
- But come on, Cheyenne.

319
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,273
I really want to keep it.

320
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,775
But I really want to put money
into our savings account.

321
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,945
Yeah, but a savings account
doesn't go "vroom, vroom."

322
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,657
Yeah, but it does go, "You're safe."

323
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,244
- Is that what this is about?
- Yes.

324
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,957
Ever since I got pregnant,
things have felt so out of control.

325
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:25,294
You know, if it hadn't been for my mom,
I don't know what we would have done.

326
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,881
And now when... when I look at
our savings account,

327
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,175
it's like I know that we're gonna be okay.

328
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,345
I... I have not felt that way
in a really long time.

329
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,183
Oh, Cheyenne.

330
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:44,396
Okay. The next paycheck I get
goes straight to the bank.

331
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,356
- Really?
- Yes.

332
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,901
- Okay.
- Minus the car payment?

333
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,985
[short gasp]

334
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:58,077
Well, I guess I should ride in it
before I make my decision.

335
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,788
Yes! We're keepin' it! Oh.

336
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,750
Man, life was so much simpler
when we were poor.

337
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,087
Oh, yeah. Your mom has no idea
how lucky she is.

338
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,804
And then, the next thing you know,
she's havin' his baby.

339
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,640
[laughs] That's a true story.

340
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,352
Barbra Jean?
You didn't tell me any of this.

341
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,522
Whoo! The tongues are gonna be
waggin' in church on Sunday.

342
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,441
Uh, goody. [chuckles]

343
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,944
Yeah, I might not be there.

344
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,531
Well, look at that. It's already...

345
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,658
Heh. Well, I don't have a watch on,

346
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,828
but my wrist hairs are standin' up,
which means it's time to go.

347
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,579
Thanks, Reba.

348
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,499
Oh, and, uh, you're out of scotch.

349
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,670
All right. All right. All right, Terry.
Come on. [snaps fingers]

350
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,547
- Come on. It's time to go.
- No, I wanna stay.

351
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,757
Oh, no, no, no. No. No. No.

352
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,385
No. I really think... I really think
that we should go.

353
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,221
- I'm having a good ti--
- I will shove you in my purse!

354
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,563
Barbra Jean, can I talk to you
outside for a second?

355
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,772
Yeah. Get your shoes on.

356
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,362
Barbra Jean, why are you so tense?

357
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,447
I thought you wanted
Terry and me to get along.

358
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,951
Yeah, but not to be, like, best friends.

359
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,038
I mean, you never sit around with me
and joke about your divorce.

360
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,753
Yeah, but we joke about
a lot of other things,

361
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,297
like that guy you married.

362
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,675
What I mean is,

363
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,761
you've opened up to Terry
more in the past hour

364
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,556
than you have with me
in our entire relationship.

365
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,144
Which has made me realize that
we'll never be as close as I hoped.

366
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,355
Yeah, well...

367
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,484
We will never be great friends, will we?

368
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,278
Oh, not if you keep whinin' about it.

369
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,823
Look, I don't know
what's gonna happen to us,

370
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,201
but I do know that I used to hate you.

371
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,537
- Now you only kinda bug me.
- [softly] Yeah?

372
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,542
Who knows? Two years from now,
I might not hide every time you come over.

373
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,296
But am I special to you?

374
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,637
- Special?
- [softly] Uh-huh.

375
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,431
Well, let's put it this way.

376
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,143
There are a lot of divorced people
that I could joke around with,

377
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:32,231
but you are the only person
who can be the other woman.

378
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,107
Aw.

379
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,740
Well, that is somethin'
I gotta write in my Reba journal.

380
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,577
- I got my shoes on.
- Get in the car.

381
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,872
- [softly] Good night, Reba.
- Good night, Terry.

382
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,963
You know, you and I have a really
weird relationship, don't we?

383
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,050
Well, I could use that waffle iron
right about now.

384
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,434
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